A hipster is probably partially dating you because you know how to regularly feed yourself.(Sometimes you just forget to eat when mastering the art of the Mellotron.) S/he will be grateful when you provide him/her with a meal -- and will likely help him/herself to your abundant fridge if you allow him/her to stay, all the while exclaiming, "Look at all these meats and cheese!His idea of a movie date is going to an art house film you’ve never heard of.
But your GF refuses to participate because the milk isn’t organic soy-dandelion milk, and the ice cubes weren’t naturally formed in a local, artisanal spring. It’s organic soy-dandelion milk and it’s disgusting.
But your man doesn’t want to give money to The Man, so instead you eat falafel from carts at markets and talk about how authentic it tastes (not having a clue what on earth it’s actually meant to taste like).8. In our book, this is the time to say goodbye to your hipster man.
You have to deal with bar staff in hipster pubs The golden rule of ordering a drink in a hipster pub is to remember that they’re not there to serve you. They’ll get to you when they’ve finished flicking through a few vinyl records at the side of the bar, for crying out loud! The beard may seem manly but there’s nothing cool about your boyfriend looking better in a scarf/sunglasses/necklace/handbag/hat/headband than you do.
Nope, if you shower either species with too much affection, you will get in return...
an empty room (and perhaps the small cloud of dust left behind when those paws or Vans go spinnin').